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newcmd001
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Registered: June 2003
Location: GDI Base of Operations, B...
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lmao
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We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product Trojan Condoms.
Although your general appearance is not displeasing, our board of directors feel that your wearing of our product in the ad does not portray a positive, romantic image of our product. A loose, baggy and wrinkled condom is not very romantic. However, we do admire your effort to try to firm and fill it up by using an Oscar Mayer weiner.
We appreciate and thank you for your interest. We will retain your application for future consideration if by chance we decide there is a market for Micro-Mini Condoms.
We send greetings to your wife and/or girlfriend and our deepest sympathy.
Yours truly,
Burley Dick, President
Trojan Condoms, Inc.
Cc: Peter Yanker, Test Supervisor
Iva Biggen, Marketing
Wanda B. Nympho, Sales
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LMAO 
Best regards,
<font color=#00FF00>[b]General Newcmd001[b]
GDI Thailand Supreme Commander</font>
Founder and leader of Th-W-H, GDI's primary taskforce in Thailand
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