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| Why Fire Ants Suck [message #93796] |
Tue, 08 June 2004 22:55   |
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Although I haven't had any encounters with fire ants, I do however have another ant that pisses me off.
Flying carpenter ants.
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OH! I had one of those like styrofoam airplane things and I left it out over night and the next morning I picked it up threw it up and it EXPLODED! Those assholes flew almost all over me.
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ohhh man best laugh ive had in a while. I can Seriouslly Imagin that .
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| Why Fire Ants Suck [message #93798] |
Tue, 08 June 2004 23:20 |
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You realize that almost no one in that party knows what side of various issues, and the ones that do don't dare speak about them because they would be seen for the communist(insert-radical-anti-human-political bent here) that they are.
On topic, Fire Ants are bad. Best thing to do is pour a gallon of diesel fuel in the hill and let it soak for a couple of hours, then burn the bastards. Gas won't do it because it evaporates too quickly. There are also various poisons available, Amdro being the best. If it's really bad(a dozen hills or more) call an exterminator as you're in over your head with a super-colony.
There was a time when people were impressed that I have the firepower to decimate a planet in under 10 minutes.
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| Why Fire Ants Suck [message #93842] |
Wed, 09 June 2004 04:14 |
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Ha the good old Daddy Long legs, the most poisonous animal on the planet, a single one contains enough poison to kill several fully grown men, thank fuck their jaws are too small to bite us otherwise human kind would no longer exist.
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| Why Fire Ants Suck [message #94091] |
Thu, 10 June 2004 00:21 |
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Those fire ants sound like Hell alright...Blazer you live in AZ? Where in AZ? I'm in the Valley, Peoria specifically. (about 71st Ave. + Thunderbird Rd.)
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Blazer and I live near I-17, between Cactus and Peoria.
I'm the bawss.
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| Why Fire Ants Suck [message #94098] |
Thu, 10 June 2004 01:42 |
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BTW, you should never squish an ant... when they die they secrete a "help me" pheromone, that, when detected by the colony, results in an increased response.
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| Why Fire Ants Suck [message #94124] |
Thu, 10 June 2004 05:42 |
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You can get rid of ants with cinnamon. They hate the stuff. It interferes with their ability to secrete/detect pheromones, which is how they communicate.
I drove a whole colony out of my bathroom without killing a single one using cinnamon. 
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Very interesting. I will have to try that.
Thank you on behalf of my ever-frightful wife.
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| Why Fire Ants Suck [message #94144] |
Thu, 10 June 2004 08:08 |
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ya, i havent gotten stung by fire ant, but a few weeks ago, me and my cousin were just, burnin ants with magnifying glasses, when he just started jumpin up and down, i was just like wtf, then he just ran inside his house i dont know what he did but the ants most were off, he still had a few on him, it was the funniest thing i have ever seen, i think he was by a colony, i dont know what ant it was but they were black and about a millimeter long,but they did leave blisters
I live in Illinois, good thing we dont have those fire ants around here 
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| Why Fire Ants Suck [message #94145] |
Thu, 10 June 2004 08:24 |
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ya, i havent gotten stung by fire ant, but a few weeks ago, me and my cousin were just, burnin ants with magnifying glasses, when he just started jumpin up and down, i was just like wtf, then he just ran inside his house i dont know what he did but the ants most were off, he still had a few on him, it was the funniest thing i have ever seen, i think he was by a colony, i dont know what ant it was but they were black and about a millimeter long,but they did leave blisters
I live in Illinois, good thing we dont have those fire ants around here
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You have a wonderful career in bullying in your future. :rolleyes:
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| Why Fire Ants Suck [message #94393] |
Fri, 11 June 2004 05:26 |
KIRBY098
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You can get rid of ants with cinnamon. They hate the stuff. It interferes with their ability to secrete/detect pheromones, which is how they communicate.
I drove a whole colony out of my bathroom without killing a single one using cinnamon.
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Ladies and gentlemen:
It works. Dj is wise.
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| Why Fire Ants Suck [message #94519] |
Fri, 11 June 2004 11:35 |
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Fire Ants are nothing compared to Austrialian Bull-Dog ants, these things love to fight, you will be just sitting and eating a sandwich and bulldog ant will come and bit your ass, it will fight you also if you try to fling it away with your hands.
http://www.UNRules.com
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| Why Fire Ants Suck [message #94583] |
Fri, 11 June 2004 15:12 |
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Or you could just get an anteater for a pet and pump it full of anti-venom.
Then it'll kill all the ants for you.
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