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Over at TTLG, I spotted a hilarious thread.

It was about someone asking opinions of going "furry," trying out a sexual attraction to people dressed like furry cartoon animals.

http://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=76368

Quote:

Originally posted by Lhet:
Should I go furry?
I have done some investigation of the furry community and i wanted an opinion; whether or not to join. I would not go all to extreme ends.
Just to wear a tail......



Quote:

Originally posted by Gingerbread Man:

I have no response to this.

I have sat staring at a Post Reply screen for approximately five minutes now, fully intending to post a reply, but I have no idea what the words I want to say are.

Perhaps I would be better to express myself through the medium of song.

*ahem*

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING US FOR?
BE A RIDICULOUS DEVIANT OR DON'T BE A RIDICULOUS DEVIANT
THE CHOICE IS YOURS
THE CHOICE IS YOURS

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE'LL SAY?
GET ALL MOIST OVER SHIT CARTOON PICTURES OF NAKED HORSEGIRLS OR DON'T GET ALL MOIST OVER SHIT CARTOON PICTURES OF NAKED HORSEGIRLS
THE CHOICE IS YOURS
THE CHOICE IS YOURS

WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
NO REALLY
WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS?
PRETEND TO BE A TIGER OR DON'T PRETEND TO BE A TIGER
THE CHOICE IS YOURS
THE CHOICE IS YOURS

WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
NO REALLY, I'M ASKING YOU
WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT US TO SAY?
IT'S ONLY ONE STEP DOWN FROM DRESSING LIKE SAILORMOON AND BLOWING FIFTY YEAR-OLD MEN IN A PUBLIC TOILET OR IT'S NOT ONLY ONE STEP DOWN FROM DRESSING LIKE SAILORMOON AND BLOWING FIFTY YEAR-OLD MEN IN A PUBLIC TOILET
THE CHOICE IS YOURS
THE CHOICE IS YOURS

(quiet bridge bit in minor key)
Ooooooo I want to put on ears and a tail and pretend I'm something less pathetic than someone who simply wants to put on ears and a tail and be something less pathetic only mum won't let me
Ooooooo I need to find some way to make myself cooler except I'm not sure what to do and maybe these nice people on an Internet discussion board have some soul-cleansing words of wisdom to help meeeeee make up my miiiiiiiiiind....

(guitar solo)

WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
NO REALLY
WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING DEAL?
JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS SO YOU COULD STRAP ON A HUGE DONKEY COCK AND GO TO CONVENTIONS WITH OVERWEIGHT AND UGLY BOYS AND GIRLS WHO ALSO HAVE BITS OF CARPET TAPED TO THEIR HEADS AND BIG DONKEY COCKS STRAPPED ON OR JESUS DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS SO YOU COULD STRAP ON A HUGE DONKEY COCK AND GO TO CONVENTIONS WITH OVERWEIGHT AND UGLY BOYS AND GIRLS WHO ALSO HAVE BITS OF CARPET TAPED TO THEIR HEADS AND BIG DONKEY COCKS STRAPPED ON
THE CHOICE IS YOURS
THE CHOICE IS YOURS

THE CHOICE IS YOURS
THE CHOICE IS YOURS
THE CHOICE IS YOURS
THE CHOICE IS YOURS
(backing vox sings: NO REALLY, WHAT THE FUCK? throughout)

(fade)


Very Happy

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