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Re: RULES? [message #400308 is a reply to message #400176] Fri, 28 August 2009 03:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I can personally recomend these guys.


Some of there case histories:

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Dermott Kwesi Johnson, a 34 year old man convicted of dealing crack cocaine was aggrieved that his local newspaper called him 'drug dealing scum'. He was also upset that a witness who he shot before the trial said his 'life was ruined by Dermott'. We took the case to the European Court of Human Rights and won an important historic victory. Dermott was awarded £230,000 damages and is now midway through a further case which may see him sue a former customer who alleges that crack cocaine sold by Dermott was 'harmful'.

Uday Hussein, the son of Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein contacted us after reading comments in the Liverpool Times which alleged he was 'not a nice man'. After legal moves we settled out of Court for a sum of £367,000 and a front page apology. Uday was delighted and issued a statement which spoke of his solicitors as being 'the best that my people's money can buy'. We are proud to have gained this important victory for Human Rights.

Billy Davies, a 53 yr old Kirkby man wrote to his local papers advice column alleging that his marriage was 'strained'. His wife contacted us and we duly issued orders to recover damages, costs and facilitate an apology. We successfully sued Mr Davies and won damages of £145,000. Mr Davies lost his home, his car and is now homeless. A further legal move to win the shirt off his back is being drawn up.

Jimmy Jenkins , aged 12 was called a 'bastard' by a Mr Kevin Curtin whose window he admittedly smashed with a brick. This slanderous comment eventually led to the child then returning with a petrol bomb and then later being accused of causing the deaths by arson of 4 people including Kevin Curtin and his 3 children. We argued that the original slanderous comments by Mr Curtin who called Jimmy a 'bastard' were the sole cause of the subsequent arson and alleged murder. We successfully sued the widow of Kevin Curtin for damages totaling £387,000 and also took out a restraining order preventing the funeral taking place as the public display of grief may have been interpreted as 'an aggressive public display of feelings' to Jimmy Jenkins.

Danny's Pet store in Kirkby Town Centre was one of our more publicised cases. It began when a 31 yr old woman Mrs Redmond Davies was initially amused by a parrot which had become able to speak a few sentences. Unfortunately for the shop owner, one of the strings of words uttered by the bird was 'hello fatty bum bum' This libelous statement caused intense distress to Mrs Davies and proceedings were issued as soon as we were able to determine that the Pet shop Owner was responsible. We gained damages of £277,000. The parrot was destroyed.





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Re: RULES? [message #400309 is a reply to message #400176] Fri, 28 August 2009 03:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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The last one is fucking fantastic.

I wonder if I can sue the goose at the rescue centre I work at for aggressive behaviour...


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Re: RULES? [message #400310 is a reply to message #400308] Fri, 28 August 2009 03:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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reborn wrote on Fri, 28 August 2009 03:10

The parrot was destroyed.


At first I laughed at this, but then I made myself feel bad. Sad


DarkDemin wrote on Thu, 03 August 2006 19:19

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Re: NEED SITE OWNERS ATTENTION [message #400311 is a reply to message #400304] Fri, 28 August 2009 03:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: NEED SITE OWNERS ATTENTION [message #400312 is a reply to message #400311] Fri, 28 August 2009 03:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Boofst0rm wrote on Fri, 28 August 2009 06:48

YOU ARE SO SCREWED GOZTOE




Re: NEED SITE OWNERS ATTENTION [message #400313 is a reply to message #400312] Fri, 28 August 2009 04:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: NEED SITE OWNERS ATTENTION [message #400315 is a reply to message #400163] Fri, 28 August 2009 04:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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If anyone is up for making a map of a court room or something... Thumbs Up

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I say a personal fanning of the genitals would be awesome.


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Re: NEED SITE OWNERS ATTENTION [message #400317 is a reply to message #400313] Fri, 28 August 2009 04:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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LeeumDee wrote on Fri, 28 August 2009 07:03

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Best post in this thread. You have won five internets.



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Re: NEED SITE OWNERS ATTENTION [message #400320 is a reply to message #400163] Fri, 28 August 2009 05:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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5bee4ba17d69645de66f5dd955263f6f ban tbh

goztow wrote on Tue, 11 May 2010 08:00

If we had to ban all who ever cheated or ever created a cheat (obj3cts and such) then I don't think there would be many members left here (sad fact).


reborn wrote on Fri, 29 January 2010 23:37

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Re: NEED SITE OWNERS ATTENTION [message #400321 is a reply to message #400312] Fri, 28 August 2009 05:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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reborn wrote on Fri, 28 August 2009 12:58

Boofst0rm wrote on Fri, 28 August 2009 06:48

YOU ARE SO SCREWED GOZTOE



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Hex wrote on Fri, 28 August 2009 13:20

5bee4ba17d69645de66f5dd955263f6f ban tbh


No! I must censor this! That's private information!


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Re: RULES? [message #400325 is a reply to message #400310] Fri, 28 August 2009 05:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: RULES? [message #400336 is a reply to message #400176] Fri, 28 August 2009 06:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Any1 up tracing his IP, and posting his adress etc on this Forum? Big Grin

We will make international news!
Re: RULES? [message #400338 is a reply to message #400176] Fri, 28 August 2009 06:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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That's the whole deal: it's impossible to do anyway. At best we can get to his ISP, so what? Besides, his ip changes every time he disconnects his router.

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Re: NEED SITE OWNERS ATTENTION [message #400339 is a reply to message #400163] Fri, 28 August 2009 06:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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NEW HOF THREAD. SWEET!
Re: NEED SITE OWNERS ATTENTION [message #400341 is a reply to message #400163] Fri, 28 August 2009 06:14 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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LOL! This reminds me of that other guy who wanted to sue you crimson for posting a personal email lmfao

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Re: RULES? [message #400342 is a reply to message #400176] Fri, 28 August 2009 06:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Ahh Sad

It was a nice idea anyway. SH release in public then? Razz

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I WANT TO SUE YOU MR GOZTOE FOR LOCKING MA THREAD

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Re: NEED SITE OWNERS ATTENTION [message #400345 is a reply to message #400163] Fri, 28 August 2009 06:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: NEED SITE OWNERS ATTENTION [message #400347 is a reply to message #400163] Fri, 28 August 2009 06:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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That you would file suit over something so incomprehensibly frivolous means that nobody will ever respect you here. Ever. That nobody ever did in the first place just means that you now have negative respect. That's quite an accomplishment!

Congratulations, you win the King Douchebag McFucknugget Sparkleshits award for outstanding internet asshattery.


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Re: NEED SITE OWNERS ATTENTION [message #400348 is a reply to message #400163] Fri, 28 August 2009 06:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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OH NOES

IMA GONNA GET SUED!!!!oneoneoneoneleven

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Nightma12 wrote on Fri, 28 August 2009 15:27

OH NOES

IMA GONNA GET SUED!!!!oneoneoneoneleven

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And all the nicknames he uses? Razz
Re: NEED SITE OWNERS ATTENTION [message #400356 is a reply to message #400353] Fri, 28 August 2009 07:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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DutchNeon wrote on Fri, 28 August 2009 15:00

Nightma12 wrote on Fri, 28 August 2009 15:27

OH NOES

IMA GONNA GET SUED!!!!oneoneoneoneleven

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And all the nicknames he uses? Razz


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CYBER BULLYING ACT 2009 IS FOR YOU QUEEN!

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5/22/2008--Introduced.
Megan Meier Cyberbullying Prevention Act - Amends the federal criminal code to impose criminal penalties on anyone who transmits in interstate or foreign commerce a communication intended to coerce, intimidate, harass, or cause substantial emotional distress to another person, using electronic means to support severe, repeated, and hostile behavior.


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