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| u people [message #106939] |
Tue, 10 August 2004 11:56   |
spoonyrat
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Guess not. I'll have it then.
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| u people [message #106981] |
Tue, 10 August 2004 17:28 |
snipbravo
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my age dosent matter. Its my MATURITY taht matters. and ur displaying plenty by the way. If ur 24 why dont u have a girlfriend? Why dont u go out with friends? WHY DONT U PAINTBALL? (resume i sat on my but for 24 years and argued with a 11 year old about an OUTDATED game on a USELESS website) that will get u a job pal.
I shoot the helicopters and the people that walk by... I hate noobs... I love my sniper rifle
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| u people [message #106990] |
Tue, 10 August 2004 18:14 |
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IceSword7
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Location: NY
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Sense when is paintball a right of passage?
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| u people [message #107012] |
Tue, 10 August 2004 19:02 |
tarsonis9
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Don't scare him off just yet, this is becoming the little bit of humor that gets me through the day.
God I love this place.
"State Tower, Warrior 8-4-0-5-4, you have a herd of cattle on two-seven left, please advise..."
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| u people [message #107023] |
Tue, 10 August 2004 20:14 |
Jzinsky
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Location: Warrington
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| snipbravo |
my age dosent matter. Its my MATURITY taht matters.
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And of course with maturity comes the ability to spell and start sentences with capital letters, come back when you've finished school
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and ur displaying plenty by the way.
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Thankyou
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If ur 24 why dont u have a girlfriend?
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Because I'm gay? Because I've had a 10 year depression? Because I don't need one? Because I'm happy enough as my own person? Because I'm a woman? Two of them are lies, you pick them because I don't care what you think of me. You are just a little scrotum who doesn't justify the effort used by your mum and the customer that shacked her up
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Why dont u go out with friends?
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Ironically I answer this after a good drinking session with said non-existent friends. Renegade isn't the be all and end all to me, unlike some stupid gamekid like yourself
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WHY DONT U PAINTBALL?
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Because there's nowhere around here to do so, plus why fire paint at people when I have an actual lethal weapon sat about a yard away from me right now?
| snipbravo |
(resume i sat on my but for 24 years and argued with a 11 year old about an OUTDATED game on a USELESS website) that will get u a job pal.
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Resume? Learn English
Come back to me when your're old enough to work. I've had more jobs than your mum's had clients.
So you're admitting to being 11 when you started by saying your age doesn't matter? Fuck off you waste of space. It's people like you who prove our stereotype of stupid americans right. If you paintball then shoot yourself in the head and do the world some good.
While we're on the subject, shall I tell the moderators about your personal offensives or should I just let them find this on their own? You have no idea who I am, and you started this whole thing. Don't get personal, I might just live across the road from you.
No flashy signature..
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| u people [message #107050] |
Wed, 11 August 2004 03:50 |
spoonyrat
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Location: England
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OK, back to the original topic. You challenged people to a game. I accepted, so did IceSword7. Are you gonna play either of us?
A simple yes or no will answer this question
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| u people [message #107059] |
Wed, 11 August 2004 04:50 |
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ViperFUD
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| Jzinsky |
Because I'm gay? Because I've had a 10 year depression? Because I don't need one? Because I'm happy enough as my own person? Because I'm a woman? Two of them are lies, you pick them because I don't care what you think of me.
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Lies: Gay and a woman.
unless it's the 10yr dep. and being not needing one. Cause then you'd be a lesbian, and I love lesbians.
MMM ... Lesbians.
And shepherds we shall be,
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from thy hand;
That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command.
And we shall flow a river forth to thee,
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
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| u people [message #107065] |
Wed, 11 August 2004 05:17 |
Jzinsky
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| snipbravo |
my age dosent matter. Its my MATURITY taht matters. and ur displaying plenty by the way. If ur 24 why dont u have a girlfriend? Why dont u go out with friends? WHY DONT U PAINTBALL? (resume i sat on my but for 24 years and argued with a 11 year old about an OUTDATED game on a USELESS website) that will get u a job pal.
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Just one more thing, put down quotes suggesting:
1. I don't have a girlfriend
2. I don't have any friends
3. I don't paintball
4. I don't have a job
or I report you to the moderators for personal insults without provocation
No flashy signature..
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| u people [message #107085] |
Wed, 11 August 2004 07:56 |
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U927
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Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL
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| snipbravo |
my age dosent matter. Its my MATURITY taht matters. and ur displaying plenty by the way. If ur 24 why dont u have a girlfriend? Why dont u go out with friends? WHY DONT U PAINTBALL? (resume i sat on my but for 24 years and argued with a 11 year old about an OUTDATED game on a USELESS website) that will get u a job pal.
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The irony of this post is ludicrous.
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act but a habit. - Aristotle
8-Bit Theatre. The power of evil compels you!
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| u people [message #107092] |
Wed, 11 August 2004 08:43 |
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IceSword7
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Why do you want to get him banned so much? Its just an online forum dude. Who cares what he says just leave him as the side show.
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| u people [message #107101] |
Wed, 11 August 2004 10:22 |
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ViperFUD
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| Jzinsky |
Just one more thing, put down quotes suggesting:
1. I don't have a girlfriend
2. I don't have any friends
3. I don't paintball
4. I don't have a job
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God, I was totally on your side until you posted this. "OOH! OOOH! He said I didn't have a girlfriend!! I'm gonna report him!!"
Seriously. How much of a little bitch can you be? Fuckin grow some balls and learn to take an insult.
Wah wah, I'm gonna whine because I lack discipline.
And shepherds we shall be,
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from thy hand;
That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command.
And we shall flow a river forth to thee,
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
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| u people [message #107113] |
Wed, 11 August 2004 12:02 |
tarsonis9
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*giggle*
"State Tower, Warrior 8-4-0-5-4, you have a herd of cattle on two-seven left, please advise..."
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| whatever [message #107191] |
Wed, 11 August 2004 17:35 |
snipbravo
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im sittin about 6 inches from my .308 right now so dont give me crap about lethal weapons. I have a girlfriend, and i paintball every two weeks. i can taek every insult u throw at me. I dont live acroos the street from u, because i live in the US. Third off, im not a game kid, u fat lazy bum. "i donmt paintball because i live in the slums of london". GO TO A PAINTBALL PARADISE.
I shoot the helicopters and the people that walk by... I hate noobs... I love my sniper rifle
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| u people [message #107192] |
Wed, 11 August 2004 17:41 |
tarsonis9
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This had me cracking up in front of my laptop. Got a funny look from the Dad...
Wh33, great stuff.
"State Tower, Warrior 8-4-0-5-4, you have a herd of cattle on two-seven left, please advise..."
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| Re: whatever [message #107199] |
Wed, 11 August 2004 18:26 |
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Javaxcx
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Location: Canada, eh?
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| snipbravo |
im sittin about 6 inches from my .308 right now so dont give me crap about lethal weapons. I have a girlfriend, and i paintball every two weeks. i can taek every insult u throw at me. I dont live acroos the street from u, because i live in the US. Third off, im not a game kid, u fat lazy bum. "i donmt paintball because i live in the slums of london". GO TO A PAINTBALL PARADISE.
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Well, I don't know about you, but my lethal weapon is a bit longer than 6 inches. Oh, and as for your .308? Well, I've got a C7A1 with my name on it downtown. I would bet I know how to use it considerably better than you do with your imaginary weaponary. Unless of course, it's your father's.
Sniper Extraordinaire
Read the FUD Rules before you come in and make an ass of yourself.
All your base are belong to us.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
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| Re: whatever [message #107209] |
Wed, 11 August 2004 18:43 |
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U927
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| snipbravo |
im sittin about 6 inches from my .308 right now so dont give me crap about lethal weapons. I have a girlfriend, and i paintball every two weeks. i can taek every insult u throw at me. I dont live acroos the street from u, because i live in the US. Third off, im not a game kid, u fat lazy bum. "i donmt paintball because i live in the slums of london". GO TO A PAINTBALL PARADISE.
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Are you high, or are you naturally this stupid?
I think this small essay will enlighten you...
| Robert 'redpaw' Jung |
Welcome to the Internet.
No one here likes you.
We're going to offend, insult, abuse, and belittle the living hell out of you. And when you rail against us with "FUCK YOU YOU GEEK WIMP SKATER GOTH LOSER PUNK FAG BITCH!1!!", we smile to ourselves. We laugh at you because you don't get it. Then we turn up the heat, hoping to draw more entertainment from your irrational fuming.
We will judge you, and we will find you unworthy. It is a trial by fire, and we won't even think about turning down the flames until you finally understand.
Some of you are smart enough to realize that, when you go online, it's like entering a foreign country ... and you know better than to ignorantly fuck with the locals. You take the time to listen and think before speaking. You learn, and by learning are gladly welcomed.
For some of you, it takes a while, then one day it all dawns on you - you get it, and are welcomed into the fold.
Some of you give up, and we breathe a sigh of relief - we didn't want you here anyway. And some of you just never get it. The offensively clueless have a special place in our hearts - as objects of ridicule. We don't like you, but we do love you.
You will get mad. You will tell us to go to hell, and call us "nerds" and "geeks". Don't bother ... we already know exactly what we are. And, much like the way hardcore rap has co-opted the word "nigger", turning an insult around on itself to become a semiserious badge of honor, so have we done.
"How dare you! I used to beat the crap out of punks like you in high school/college!" You may have owned the playing field because you were an athlete. You may have owned the student council because you were more popular. You may have owned the hallways and sidewalks because you were big and intimidating. Well, welcome to our world.
Things like athleticism, popularity, and physical prowess mean nothing here. We place no value on them ... or what car you drive, the size of your bank account, what you do for a living or where you went to school.
Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn. Everyone else watches from the stands.
You may posses everything in the off-line world. We don't care. You come to the Internet penniless, lacking the only thing of real value here: knowledge.
"Who cares? The Internet isn't real anyway!" This attitude is universally unacceptable. The Internet is real. Real people live behind those handles and screen names. Real machines allow it to exist. It's real enough to change government policy, real enough to feed the world's hungry, and even, for some of us, real enough to earn us a paycheck. Using your own definition, how "real" is your job? Your stock portfolio? Your political party? What is the meaning of "real", anyway?
Do I sound arrogant? Sure ... to you. Because you probably don't get it yet.
If you insist on staying, then, at the very least, follow this advice:
1) No one, ESPECIALLY YOU, will make any law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
2) Use your brain before ever putting fingers to keys.
3) Do you want a picture of you getting anally raped by Bill Clinton while you're performing oral sex on a cow saved to hundreds of thousands of people's hard drives? No? Then don't put your fucking picture on the Internet. We can, will, and probably already HAVE altered it in awful ways. Expect it to show up on an equally offensive website.
4) Realize that you are never, EVER going to get that, or any other, offensive web page taken down. Those of us who run those sites LIVE to piss off people like you. Those of us who don't run those sites sometimes visit them just to read the hatemail from fools like you.
5) Oh, you say you're going to a lawyer? Be prepared for us to giggle with girlish delight, and for your lawyer to laugh in your face after he explains current copyright and parody law.
6) The Web is not the Internet. Stop referring to it that way.
7) We have already received the e-mail you are about to forward to us. Shut up.
8. Don't reply to spam. You are not going to be "unsubscribed".
9) Don't ever use the term "cyberspace" (only William Gibson gets to say that, and even he hasn't really used it for two or three books now). Likewise, you prove yourself a marketing-hype victim if you ever use the term "surfing".
10) With one or two notable exceptions, chat rooms will not get you laid.
11) It's a hoax, not a virus warning.
12) The internet is made up of thousands of computers, all connected but owned by different people. Learn how to use *your* computer before attempting to connect it to someone else's.
13) The first person who offers to help you is really just trying to fuck with you for entertainment. So is the second. And the third. And me.
14) Never insult someone who's been active in any group longer than you have. You may as well paint a damn target on your back.
15) Never get comfortable and arrogant behind your supposed mask of anonymity. Don't be surprised when your name, address, and home phone number get thrown back in your smug face. Hell, some of us will snail-mail you a printed satellite photograph of your house to drive the point home. Realize that you are powerless if this happens ... it's all public information, and information is our stock and trade.
16) No one thinks you are as cool as you think you are.
17) You aren't going to win any argument that you start.
18. If you're on AOL, don't worry about anything I've said here. You're already a fucking laughing stock, and there's no hope for you.
19) If you can't take a joke, immediately sell your computer to someone who can. RIGHT NOW.
Pissed off? It's the TRUTH, not these words, that hurts your feelings. Don't ever even pretend like I've gone & hurt them.
We don't like you. We don't want you here. We never will. Save us all the trouble and go away.
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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act but a habit. - Aristotle
8-Bit Theatre. The power of evil compels you!
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| u people [message #107223] |
Wed, 11 August 2004 20:20 |
Homey
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So far he's based all his accusations and statements on nothing. I love his logic. OMG U POSTED A MSG ON TEH FORUM SO I KNOW YOUR WHOLE LIFE NOW!!1!!1 While you're your busy trying to make some more shit up, take the extra 5 seconds to use at least decent grammar, since your so mature. Or is it that you lack the ability to at all.
Homey
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| u people [message #107268] |
Thu, 12 August 2004 01:20 |
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IceSword7
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Im still confused about how Paintballing makes you cool...?
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| u people [message #107286] |
Thu, 12 August 2004 04:04 |
spoonyrat
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Location: England
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*I* am still confused why he can't answer a very, very simple question about the topic *HE* started
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| lol [message #107508] |
Thu, 12 August 2004 18:24 |
snipbravo
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i dont give crap if no one likes me. say what u want about me, but at least i have a social life ulike u fat lazy bums who sit on renegade their entire life,never go hunting, or never go paintballin. and i dont give about ur c7a1 either. i bet i can shoot better than u with my .357 or my .308.
I shoot the helicopters and the people that walk by... I hate noobs... I love my sniper rifle
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| play me [message #107512] |
Thu, 12 August 2004 18:36 |
snipbravo
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if anyone wants to play me, send me a personal message. then we talk about me startin to paly again
I shoot the helicopters and the people that walk by... I hate noobs... I love my sniper rifle
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