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OT: real-life n00bs [message #68546] Tue, 24 February 2004 13:10 Go to next message
DragonFg is currently offline  DragonFg
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I posted this on n00bstories but it was deleted. Not a big deal, it had nothing to do with Renegade.

This happened a few years ago. I was in class in high school, in 9th grade I think. We had just gotten our tests back, so of course we were all checking out each others' scores and finding out the correct answers. One of my answers was marked through, and the word "omit" was written next to it. One guy looked and his paper and confidently said, "Yeah, I knew it was that word, om...om, omit."

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Post your real-life n00b encounters.


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OT: real-life n00bs [message #68549] Tue, 24 February 2004 13:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Never had any.... yet
OT: real-life n00bs [message #68583] Tue, 24 February 2004 14:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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There are no such things as real life n00bs.

If you think that the gaming/internet term "n00b" applies in life, you're just a...Oh well, figure it out yourself.


I suck cock and love it... absolutely love it. And I just got banned for being too immature to be allowed to post here.
OT: real-life n00bs [message #68598] Tue, 24 February 2004 15:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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In real life they're called morons, dipshits, dumbass's, retards, fags, fuckface, etc. Hell, that's what I call stupid people on the internet too, saying "n00b" is really dumb.

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OT: real-life n00bs [message #68603] Tue, 24 February 2004 15:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Are they like the people who have coffee cup holders in their computers?

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OT: real-life n00bs [message #68608] Tue, 24 February 2004 15:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Mianus does.

I suck cock and love it... absolutely love it. And I just got banned for being too immature to be allowed to post here.
OT: real-life n00bs [message #68609] Tue, 24 February 2004 16:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I've been there before. I saw on old lady doing cartwheels in Mianus.

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OT: real-life n00bs [message #68610] Tue, 24 February 2004 16:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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bigejoe14

I've been there before. I saw on old lady doing cartwheels in Mianus.


Am I the only one who lifted an eyebrow after reading this?



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OT: real-life n00bs [message #68613] Tue, 24 February 2004 16:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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One time at band camp...

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OT: real-life n00bs [message #68614] Tue, 24 February 2004 16:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Theres this guy at my school who wrote something like...
"LOL OMG J00 GOT OWND"
on his backpack Confused and walks around with it everywhere.

Or another guy who desparately wants to be Neo from the Matrix, but looks like a complete dork and needs a life lol.

Not necesarily n00bish, but it is pretty sad.
OT: real-life n00bs [message #68620] Tue, 24 February 2004 16:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I suppose it was funnier in person. But jeez haven't you people never witnessed anybody open their mouth and stick their foot in it?! (no, not literally)

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OT: real-life n00bs [message #68622] Tue, 24 February 2004 16:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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You.

I suck cock and love it... absolutely love it. And I just got banned for being too immature to be allowed to post here.
OT: real-life n00bs [message #68624] Tue, 24 February 2004 16:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Would you care to explain how I have put my foot in my mouth?

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OT: real-life n00bs [message #68635] Tue, 24 February 2004 16:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I once had a kid in one of my classes back in the day that would call other people internet slingo. He would actually say "Lol you noob"......poor acne faced red head chub chubs!
OT: real-life n00bs [message #68641] Tue, 24 February 2004 17:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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There's a poster in our social room with the title "S0U7H R33GION" Confused
OT: real-life n00bs [message #68645] Tue, 24 February 2004 17:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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DragonFg

Would you care to explain how I have put my foot in my mouth?


Well you first limbered up. Then you opend your mouth reeeeally wide, like this. *opens mouth* Then you took your foot and placed it in your mouth jbfustv wvike theis.


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OT: real-life n00bs [message #68763] Wed, 25 February 2004 11:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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DragonFg

Would you care to explain how I have put my foot in my mouth?


Well you first limbered up. Then you opend your mouth reeeeally wide, like this. *opens mouth* Then you took your foot and placed it in your mouth jbfustv wvike theis.


VVVVOH! VVVI VEE VVOW!
*yanks foot from mouth*


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OT: real-life n00bs [message #68787] Wed, 25 February 2004 12:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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There are no such things as real life n00bs.

If you think that the gaming/internet term "n00b" applies in life, you're just a...Oh well, figure it out yourself.


Thats true... i just didnt want to say it, thats why i posted " never had any...yet"
OT: real-life n00bs [message #68830] Wed, 25 February 2004 16:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I cant belive sombody would call people at school internet slingo wut a dumbass, yet sad :rolleyes:
OT: real-life n00bs [message #68900] Thu, 26 February 2004 00:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Well real life n00bs? I call them "fucking tools".. :rolleyes:

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OT: real-life n00bs [message #69013] Thu, 26 February 2004 20:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Well my socially lacking lifestyle is crippling my verbal skills. I feel awkward in a conversation and end up saying online abbreviations like LOL OMG WTF in casual conversation
OT: real-life n00bs [message #69014] Thu, 26 February 2004 20:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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http://www.n00bstories.com/image.fetch.php?id=1231410954

My real life n00b LMAO!!!


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OT: real-life n00bs [message #69023] Thu, 26 February 2004 20:36 Go to previous message
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I was in the commons yesterday for study hall and before the period was about over these two kids with a roll around black board walk by with "Mr. Garrison is t3h suxs". I dunno, I just found it funny that they would do that right in front of Mr. Garrison. Apparently they walked around the whole school and didn't know that Mr. Garrison was in that room

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