| Djlaptop, you must recite this... [message #6300] |
Thu, 13 March 2003 20:24  |
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C4miner
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I think this is some great material here, taken from a n00bstory report
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n00b File, #2207
Submitted by: pokemonboy33
Submitted on: 13 March 2003, 17:03
Current Score: [1.00] (7 votes)
n00b's WOL Name: JAVAX AND SUM GAY LETURS
ya ok so i no i am a noob to thsi forem but i evem hav a frend who gose hear adn he is the 1 who told me abowt it coz
i even told him abowt the one days i saw the noob in renegade in a server so i go hear to tell abowt it ok.
ya so newayz this noob was on sum srever adn his name was liek it says was javax and that and sum gay leturs.
so i wsa ther and was plyaign adn this ashoel that i sayd he coms in adn ALL HE DOS IS SNIP PPL!!!!!11
so ya he kiled me liek 2 times adn i went 2 kil him with godd guys but he kiled me the HOLE FUCLIGN TIMES I WETN
2 SHOT HIM!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?/ so i thot it was lag coz he was laging like soooooooo mcuh and kiling me. so then i cal
him laggur and he tels me to sut up!!! so THAN i go 2 kil him AGIN and this time i trie 2 do reel good coz he lags 2 muchj
and he can kil me. and OMGF!!! u wudint beliv HWO MANNY times i shot him but the lag didiunt mack him dy and i even did
good coz i jumped and stuff butt he STIL shot me and kiled me 2. so now i no he lags butt has aimbots 2 so i tel him
and my teem that javax has a aimbots AND THAN this STUPIDJURK javxa lafs at me anf cals me a KId/// i sayd 2 him i am
all most 12 and he catn cal me a kid coz only gay noob kids usse aimbots like him!!!!! so than i also told him 2 FUCK
OF and then he STOPPS THE FICKING GAME SUMHOWWW!!!!!! and it coms black and it sayd i was a gomer or sumthing and then
i thot wtf???????????????//
i NEW he was a hackur 2 coz he was ussing aimbots, and all ways with lag and NOW THIS HACS WITH SERCER STOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so than i say hes gay and then he dos anuthr gay SERVER HACL and he kiks me out off the gaem AND I CANT GET BACK IN!!!!!!!!!
javax dos lots of serever hacks adn lags and aimbots and also is a gay noob kid so DONNT PLAY WIHT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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http://www.n00bstories.com/n00bfile_view.php?id=2207
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| Djlaptop, you must recite this... [message #6306] |
Thu, 13 March 2003 21:09  |
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Javaxcx
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Location: Canada, eh?
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Yeah, it's probably Javaxcx on a different login making a n00bstory about himself as a joke, but it would still be funny if recited.
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I have not been home all day. Therefore, and because it is not registered to my IP address, it cannot be me. I have been lounging around at a friend's house watching terrible B movies, eatting SmartFood, and making hainous cracks are various people on the streets.
Although I'd like to know who did it, I'm sure I have a picture or two laying around with his name saying "JAVAXXXXX HAXXX".
Sniper Extraordinaire
Read the FUD Rules before you come in and make an ass of yourself.
All your base are belong to us.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
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| Djlaptop, you must recite this... [message #6311] |
Thu, 13 March 2003 21:43 |
dead4ayear2
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Location: Riverdale, Utah
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I'm 12 but I'm not that stupid. About a year ago I was a n00b, but I learned the way of the internet and became a reg. (is there a name for the opissite of a n00b?) I still have a little "nuberium" in me but it will go away soon. I think that was written by a reg (don't know oppissite of n00b so I use reg) that wanted attention. Spelling "and" "adn" three times kinda gives it away because even someone that types that shitty wouldn't spell it that way three times. I think he doesn't have a backspace or delete key to fix his god fosaken errors.
Back onto subject, I think that's too long at wouldn't be very funny. Best kept down to a paragraph and has alot of exclamation marks.
BTW, I don't think that half of those words you can even pronounce.
BTW, this has helped me develop a cure for the nuberium virus. 
.:Teh wanderer:.
Don't luagh at me if I'm stupid; I've had very much coffine.
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| Djlaptop, you must recite this... [message #6362] |
Fri, 14 March 2003 04:42 |
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Halo38
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the0ne]| dead4ayear2 |
I'm 12 but I'm not that stupid. About a year ago I was a n00b, but I learned the way of the internet and became a reg. (is there a name for the opissite of a n00b?) I still have a little "nuberium" in me but it will go away soon. I think that was written by a reg (don't know oppissite of n00b so I use reg) that wanted attention. Spelling "and" "adn" three times kinda gives it away because even someone that types that shitty wouldn't spell it that way three times. I think he doesn't have a backspace or delete key to fix his god fosaken errors.
Back onto subject, I think that's too long at wouldn't be very funny. Best kept down to a paragraph and has alot of exclamation marks.
BTW, I don't think that half of those words you can even pronounce.
BTW, this has helped me develop a cure for the nuberium virus.
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can you get your story straight ? are you 12, 16 or 19 ? I've heard you say all of these things. I cant stand liars.
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:nervous: :nervous: *shocked as Halo is at finding out the real age of his love he some how finds it in him to comment on the topic in question*
DJlaptop please can you make an MP3 of that as i can't read it!
Cheers,
Your dedicated listener, Halo38
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Creator of : C&C_Arid, C&C_Ancients, C&C_Bio, C&C_Duel Arena
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| Djlaptop, you must recite this... [message #6420] |
Fri, 14 March 2003 08:44 |
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Halo38
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Snipefrag:- you have a pic of that C4kitty don't you??? she's doing a graduate paper about now, but in the picture she looks alot younger...... is there a conspiracey going on by the female members of the community???
Sk8rRIMuk do some investigating for us......
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| Djlaptop, you must recite this... [message #6523] |
Fri, 14 March 2003 16:19 |
dead4ayear2
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Oh god you weren't supposed to see that!! Uh.... back in that one topic about that PM I tryed to lie to save my ass. I assumed that halo knew that I was a male that's why I said "I'm not gay". Then I started to think that he thought I was a girl. Then he started having fantasies about me and I didn't want to spoil them so I kinda went along. I was only trying to be nice! You never would have found that picture if I wasn't so lazy to rename one of the files or upload that picture to 1asphost.com. But it was already uploaded so I didn't have to do anything, and my internet was going slow as hell because I was having a voice and video conversation on MSN and transfering files so I couldn't do anything on my internet. (though for some reason these boards load fast even when my internet is being this slow) I got that other picture from my 16 year-old friend on AIM.
Anyway, it is all JCOOL91's fualt!!! He told me to do this, he helped me, and he makes me do other bad things! 
.:Teh wanderer:.
Don't luagh at me if I'm stupid; I've had very much coffine.
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| Djlaptop, you must recite this... [message #6567] |
Sat, 15 March 2003 00:51 |
djlaptop
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Sorry, there will be no reading of this.
Pokemonboy3 is none other than Taskbot7. The n00bstory was done just as a way of getting noticed, to fulfill his need for attention caused by some sick disorder or the other.
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