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A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child says, bursting into tears."Promise me you won't tell me!"'
Confused, the father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, dad," the boy sobs. "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa speech'. At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for!"
P.S. Link to MORE jokes like this is now in my Sig.


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ROFL!!!!!...i pity the kid... [message #11549] Thu, 03 April 2003 12:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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ROFL!!!!!...i pity the kid... [message #11557] Thu, 03 April 2003 13:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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lmao...

Thats too funny.

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ROFL!!!!!...i pity the kid... [message #11658] Thu, 03 April 2003 21:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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lol...that's awesome

I dont care if you write me a letter
I dont care what you say to me no more
All I got is trash left at my door
What you have dont worry me, worry me now more
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What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
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ROFL!!!!!...i pity the kid... [message #11670] Thu, 03 April 2003 21:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Heh...... Thats a alright joke.
ROFL!!!!!...i pity the kid... [message #11671] Thu, 03 April 2003 21:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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lol Laughing

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ROFL!!!!!...i pity the kid... [message #17272] Fri, 25 April 2003 22:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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ROFL!!!!!...i pity the kid... [message #17280] Fri, 25 April 2003 22:38 Go to previous message
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good one Smile


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