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What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #106980]

Tue, 10 August 2004 17:24

bigejoe14
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>During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of
>urine.
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>In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15
>penises (touching door handles etc.)
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>An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
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>In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
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>Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated
>and failed to wash their hands.
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>Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and
>failed to wash their hands.
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>In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen
>basket.
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>At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold
>sore from one of the guests.
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>Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
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>HAVE A GREAT DAY...
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>...and wash your damn hands!

WHATEVER, FAGGOT

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What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #106983]

Tue, 10 August 2004 17:34

Krazyfoxx
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Location: WV

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I could have gone a lifetime without knowing that! Crying or Very Sad

Crying or Very Sad

Semper Fi

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What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #106996]

Tue, 10 August 2004 18:31

Sir Phoenixx
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47% of all statistics are made up, just like everything in this thread. Wink

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What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #107018]

Tue, 10 August 2004 20:00

smwScott
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Sir Phoenixx

47% of all statistics are made up, just like everything in this thread. Wink

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Heh, from my sig.

Anyway, yeah there's absolutely no way of knowing whether any of that's true...

-smwScott

47% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #107027]

Tue, 10 August 2004 21:43

Doitle
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Location: Chicago, IL

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Thats why I always sleep with my blanket above my nose when I can... No spiders can crawl in, and if not I make sure to never sleep with me mouth open. I'm wondering who spent an entire year disecting their food looking for pubic hairs. Let alone how was it discerned that the hairs were of the pubic genre?

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What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #107073]

Wed, 11 August 2004 06:25

z310
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Registered: July 2003

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>In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen
>basket.

Confused

Confused

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What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #107077]

Wed, 11 August 2004 06:50

jd422032101
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:S

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What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #107416]

Thu, 12 August 2004 12:35

AlostSOul
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OHH GOD!!! I HAVE MENTAL IMAGES NOW!!!! OHH GOD! OHH GOD! OHH GOD!

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the only thing I can say is this: ROFL!!!!

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What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #107424]

Thu, 12 August 2004 13:10

Panther
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Sir Phoenixx

47% of all statistics are made up, just like everything in this thread. Wink

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i agree, nearly 93% of all statistics are made up.

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What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #107428]

Thu, 12 August 2004 13:33

darkskul0
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thats seriously sick

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Re: What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #107457]

Thu, 12 August 2004 15:45

Xtrm2Matt
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Location: England, UK

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bigejoe14

>During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of
>urine.
>
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>In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15
>penises (touching door handles etc.)
>
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>An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
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>Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated
>and failed to wash their hands.
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>Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and
>failed to wash their hands.
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>Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

Thanks for that! Mad

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Evil or Very Mad

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What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #107583]

Fri, 13 August 2004 04:52

Aimbots
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Registered: May 2004
Location: England UK

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thanks, ill sleep well tonight once iv digested my chocolate pubic hair and thrown my dirty clothes away..

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What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #107610]

Fri, 13 August 2004 06:37

pulverizer
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Registered: March 2003
Location: the Netherlands

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ohh well, You're not going to die from these things.

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What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #107614]

Fri, 13 August 2004 06:53

gendres
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Registered: March 2003
Location: Monterrey, Mexico

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Colonel

thanks for all that useful information

viva Mexico cabrones
~g

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What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #107644]

Fri, 13 August 2004 09:34

rm5248
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Registered: November 2003
Location: USA

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On just one square inch of your skin, there are 20 million microscopic animals.

w00t?

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What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #107733]

Fri, 13 August 2004 13:25

darkskul0
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Location: UK

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skin yourself with a potato pealer then :rolleyes:

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What you don't know won't hurt you, until you find out [message #107738]

Fri, 13 August 2004 13:43

AlostSOul
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Registered: August 2004

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Did you know that a door knob contains 3.5 billion tiny diseases?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/signs/sign4.jpg

the only thing I can say is this: ROFL!!!!

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