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| What would you do if... [message #106442] |
Fri, 06 August 2004 21:14  |
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terminator 101
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What would you do if...
1. You were at porch close to your house, and a skunk came very close to you.
2. You found out that your dog has eaten a 50$ bill.
3. Someone on a street showed you a 50$ bill and asked if it is yours.
4. Your mom stole keyboard from your computer.
5. You are on a concert or something like that, and suddenly you realize that something is hitting you on the head, and when you look up, you see a girl that is hitting you with her boobs.
6. Someone dares you to eat live Gold fish for 200$.
7. You bought Earth & Beyond, and then you saved it for later, but when you finnaly wanted to try it, it was no longer possible to register it.
8. You walked on a street on sidewalk, and a dog attacked you without warning
9. You lie on a beach and a seagul drops the "bomb"on you.
10. Someone gives you 100$ bucks
Edit: what would you buy?
Some of these things really happened either to me, my family, or some of my friends.
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| Re: What would you do if... [message #106447] |
Sat, 07 August 2004 00:28  |
NHJ BV
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What would you do if...
1. You were at porch close to your house, and a skunk came very close to you.
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Go inside, shut door.
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2. You found out that your dog has eaten a 50$ bill.
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First I would wonder how those dollars came into my European socialist hippie commie house, then I would probably shrug and move on.
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3. Someone on a street showed you a 50$ bill and asked if it is yours.
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Say "no". I'm pretty honest 
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4. Your mom stole keyboard from your computer.
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Doubtful. She doesn't know how to unplug it.
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5. You are on a concert or something like that, and suddenly you realize that something is hitting you on the head, and when you look up, you see a girl that is hitting you with her boobs.
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Giver her a nerdish smile until she runs in fear.
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6. Someone dares you to eat live Gold fish for 200$.
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Refuse.
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7. You bought Earth & Beyond, and then you saved it for later, but when you finnaly wanted to try it, it was no longer possible to register it.
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Scream. Curse EA. Even if it isn't their fault.
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8. You walked on a street on sidewalk, and a dog attacked you without warning.
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Outrun the dog to the nearest public building.
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9. You lie on a beach and a seagul drops the "bomb"on you.
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Wipe it off? Is there any other "solution"? 
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10. Someone gives you 100$ bucks
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Thank him.
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| Re: What would you do if... [message #106455] |
Sat, 07 August 2004 02:12 |
Chrono945
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Registered: March 2004
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| Terminator 101 |
What would you do if...
1. You were at porch close to your house, and a skunk came very close to you.
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Go back inside.
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2. You found out that your dog has eaten a 50$ bill.
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Get really annoyed with it for about an hour, then just let it go.
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3. Someone on a street showed you a 50$ bill and asked if it is yours.
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I'd say no. I dont like taking other peoples money except when its a big company that has loads of money and gives you too much change or something.
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4. Your mom stole keyboard from your computer.
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Go steal it back.
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5. You are on a concert or something like that, and suddenly you realize that something is hitting you on the head, and when you look up, you see a girl that is hitting you with her boobs.
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If intentional, let it go, then at the end just lightly nudge her, enough so that she falls over :twisted: I like getting my own back.
If un-intentional, just ask her to stop lol.
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6. Someone dares you to eat live Gold fish for 200$.
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Tell them to do it themselves and save their money.
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7. You bought Earth & Beyond, and then you saved it for later, but when you finaly wanted to try it, it was no longer possible to register it.
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Get annoyed and throw the game out the window. I did that with Homeworld when it wouldn't work on my PC.
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8. You walked on a street on sidewalk, and a dog attacked you without warning
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Do the same as DarkDemin.
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9. You lie on a beach and a seagul drops the "bomb"on you.
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Curse the seagull and go wash it off.
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10. Someone gives you 100$ bucks
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Say thanks very much, and give him $10 back from it 
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| Re: What would you do if... [message #106462] |
Sat, 07 August 2004 06:19 |
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1. Depends on how close. Close enough to be startled by my movement, I'd be as still as possible. If it's far enough away that I won't spook it by movement, I'd run inside the house.
2. I'd be wondering why the fuck my dog ate a $50, but then I'd probably just be like "holy shit, my dog ate a $50." and then wonder what I could have done with that money.
3. I'd probably say "no" because I'm fairly honest and I'd be too chicken shit to say "yes".
4. Like DarkDemin said, go out and buy another one, or if you're me, go out and buy 2. (the thing is, my mom hasn't taken away my keyboard since i bought two more. Almost seems like a waste)
5. I'd take advantage of the situation, either ask for her number, take pictures, or take her somewhere and ....you can figure out the rest from here
6. I'd say "fuck no," and if they kept pestering me about it, i'd probably end up saying "hell no, bitch. fuck off".
7. I'd be pissed, but then I'd try somehow to sell it and get some, most, or all of my money back.
8. I'd be scared as shit, and I'd outrun it...but then again...why would a dog want to attack a car?
9. I'd start throwing rocks at the fucking thing, and then I'd go rinse myself off in the water.
10. Be stunned, and refuse the money, but when they are too stubborn to take it back, I'd thank them continuously.
Libertarian Party | The King's Throne | The Soda Shop
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| What would you do if... [message #106536] |
Sat, 07 August 2004 17:32 |
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NukeIt15
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Registered: February 2003
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1. Run up the steps, enter the house, and slam the door,
2. I'd wonder why a dog ate my cash, when all I have is two cats.
3. Say no. I'm too honest to keep it, but I'd regret the decision for a few hours.
4. Steal her keyboard to replace it.
5. Depends on what the girl looks like and whether or not her gorilla of a boyfriend is with her.
6. Ask if I can eat a cooked one for $150.
7. Get pissed off. Really pissed off.
8. Call animal control on my cell and kick the owner in the shins.
9. Wash it off and have a seagull for dinner.
10. Accept it, thank them, and go buy something.
"Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property. Horrid mischief would ensue were (the law-abiding) deprived of the use of them." - Thomas Paine
Remember, kids: illiteracy is cool. If you took the time to read this, you are clearly a loser who will never get laid. You've been warned.
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| Re: What would you do if... [message #106544] |
Sat, 07 August 2004 19:31 |
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sniper12345
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| Terminator 101 |
What would you do if...
1. You were at porch close to your house, and a skunk came very close to you.
2. You found out that your dog has eaten a 50$ bill.
3. Someone on a street showed you a 50$ bill and asked if it is yours.
4. Your mom stole keyboard from your computer.
5. You are on a concert or something like that, and suddenly you realize that something is hitting you on the head, and when you look up, you see a girl that is hitting you with her boobs.
6. Someone dares you to eat live Gold fish for 200$.
7. You bought Earth & Beyond, and then you saved it for later, but when you finnaly wanted to try it, it was no longer possible to register it.
8. You walked on a street on sidewalk, and a dog attacked you without warning
9. You lie on a beach and a seagul drops the "bomb"on you.
10. Someone gives you 100$ bucks
Edit: what would you buy?
Some of these things really happened either to me, my family, or some of my friends.
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1. Scream, and jump.
2. Kick it.
3. I'm honest and I will say No.
4. Steal it back.
5. Enjoy the moment!
6. Sure, dunno what goldfish tastes like anyway.
7. Blame EA.
8. Attack the dog.
9. Activate the "S" alarm, then launch the "F" Missile at the bird, and finally run to get washed in the water.
10. Guitar stuff.
WOL: megapunk0
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| Re: What would you do if... [message #106656] |
Sun, 08 August 2004 23:22 |
Apache
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| Terminator 101 |
What would you do if...
1. You were at porch close to your house, and a skunk came very close to you.
2. You found out that your dog has eaten a 50$ bill.
3. Someone on a street showed you a 50$ bill and asked if it is yours.
4. Your mom stole keyboard from your computer.
5. You are on a concert or something like that, and suddenly you realize that something is hitting you on the head, and when you look up, you see a girl that is hitting you with her boobs.
6. Someone dares you to eat live Gold fish for 200$.
7. You bought Earth & Beyond, and then you saved it for later, but when you finnaly wanted to try it, it was no longer possible to register it.
8. You walked on a street on sidewalk, and a dog attacked you without warning
9. You lie on a beach and a seagul drops the "bomb"on you.
10. Someone gives you 100$ bucks
Edit: what would you buy?
Some of these things really happened either to me, my family, or some of my friends.
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1. Throw something at it, it will squirt whatever it is, using up all its scent, then run inside and wish that I had left it alone so the place wouldn't smell so bad.
2. Be rather annoyed, but not do anything to Bud, knowing he would never understand why I was yelling at him
3. Decline it, I'm no theif
4. Accept the consequences of my actions that caused it to be taken in the first place
5. Be very, very embarassed and make my way out of the area after profusely appologizing for being in her way and touching her like that, even if it was intentional on her part.
6. I'd pop her in and swallow. Only feels weird how they wiggle all the way down... They are tastless unless you chew em, then they taste like sushi (Yes, I have eaten live goldfish before as a fear factor like competition, I was the only guy there who was able to plop all three down without any issues)
7. Be annoyed, but get over it pretty quickly
8. Probally attempt to beat the snot out of the dog, and get mauled in the process
9. Be rather disgusted, and go wash off
10. I'd refuse it if it was random, but if it was for a birthday or something, It'd probally go into gas / insurance
- Russell
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| Re: What would you do if... [message #106700] |
Mon, 09 August 2004 10:04 |
Jzinsky
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Location: Warrington
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1. Phone the local zoo to take it back.
2. Take it to the vet as it would have had to also eat a leather wallet and cards.
3. Say yes
4. Laugh, it won't work. Unless she unplugged to wireless bit too...
5. Given my height, she'd be on someone's shoulders probably, so I'd ask the bf if she could stop it. If she was alone, and ok looking I'd talk to her.
6. I wouldn't touch a live goldfish
7. Pass, never heard of it, but then why would the registration run out?
8. Put the boot in, hard.
9. Wipe it off, you'll never catch that bird (mind you by the sound of some people on here they carry sniper rifles everywhere)
10. Be surprised, I got 20 for my 18th, and nothing for my 21st.
No flashy signature..
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