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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373151 is a reply to message #373145] Mon, 23 February 2009 07:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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RoShamBo wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 13:26

Goztow wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 12:01

Granted, your PC arrives earlier in perfect shape but you get an power failure which will take a week to be solved.

I wish for less taxes on my wage (which are currently of about 50 %).


Granted, but taxes on everything else have been increased by 200%

I wish that I had unlimited cash, that doesn't cause inflation, is not donate-able, is spendable on anything I want and immune to corruption.

Granted, but cash isn't the trading medium anymore.

I wish I had something useful to wish for right now.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373157 is a reply to message #373084] Mon, 23 February 2009 07:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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not granted.

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:S Granted, but your mouth is used as the lone toilet in a sexual health clinic. For ever.

I wish I could have laser fingers.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373167 is a reply to message #373084] Mon, 23 February 2009 09:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Granted, but you destroy both of your forearms whilst typing.

I wish I had got into university this year...


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CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 08:09

Granted, but you destroy both of your forearms whilst typing.

I wish I had got into university this year...

that one made me laugh
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CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 08:09

Granted, but you destroy both of your forearms whilst typing.

I wish I had got into university this year...


Granted, But you never have sex again due to something falling and cutting off your....well..enough said

I wish I wish i was a fish

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373177 is a reply to message #373167] Mon, 23 February 2009 09:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 16:09

Granted, but you destroy both of your forearms whilst typing.

I wish I had got into university this year...



you got into university this year but ran over a teacher and got put in jail for it


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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373188 is a reply to message #373084] Mon, 23 February 2009 11:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Granted - but it turns you insane, rendering you unable to use it.

I wish the jail sentences for running people over weren't so harsh.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373192 is a reply to message #373188] Mon, 23 February 2009 11:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 20:18

Granted - but it turns you insane, rendering you unable to use it.

I wish the jail sentences for running people over weren't so harsh.


Granted, but u'll still go to jail Very Happy

I wish i had a wish
Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373197 is a reply to message #373192] Mon, 23 February 2009 12:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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ErroR wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 13:36

CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 20:18

Granted - but it turns you insane, rendering you unable to use it.

I wish the jail sentences for running people over weren't so harsh.


Granted, but u'll still go to jail Very Happy

I wish i had a wish

Granted, but you wish you were a woman and become manlady.

I wish there was an imminent zombie apocalypse (happiest day of my life)


yeah
Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373200 is a reply to message #373084] Mon, 23 February 2009 12:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Granted, but you are already fucked to death by your computer so your a zombie yourself.

I wish that if i go to heaven, that there are not 40 virgins waiting for me but 30 sluts who know what they do.


Aircraftkiller wrote on Fri, 18 February 2011 23:50

I figured some people will still go LOLOLOL STARVING CATS LOOOOLZ UR A FAG or some dumb shit like that. Thanks for not disappointing! Smile

Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373201 is a reply to message #373197] Mon, 23 February 2009 12:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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u6795 wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 14:47

ErroR wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 13:36

CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 20:18

Granted - but it turns you insane, rendering you unable to use it.

I wish the jail sentences for running people over weren't so harsh.


Granted, but u'll still go to jail Very Happy

I wish i had a wish

Granted, but you wish you were a woman and become manlady.

I wish there was an imminent zombie apocalypse (happiest day of my life)


Granted, the zombies apocalypse happens and they are all destroyed.

I wish I wasn't sick.
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renalpha wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 21:56

Granted, but you are already fucked to death by your computer so your a zombie yourself.

I wish that if i go to heaven, that there are not 40 virgins waiting for me but 30 sluts who know what they do.

granted, sadly all are men Big Grin
Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373205 is a reply to message #373201] Mon, 23 February 2009 13:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Saberhawk wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 19:57

u6795 wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 14:47

ErroR wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 13:36

CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 20:18

Granted - but it turns you insane, rendering you unable to use it.

I wish the jail sentences for running people over weren't so harsh.


Granted, but u'll still go to jail Very Happy

I wish i had a wish

Granted, but you wish you were a woman and become manlady.

I wish there was an imminent zombie apocalypse (happiest day of my life)


Granted, the zombies apocalypse happens and they are all destroyed.

I wish I wasn't sick.


Granted. You die of your sickness.

I wish I wasn't in prison. Sad


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Granted, but you have to do 1000 hours of community service.

I wish I had more food to eat atm.


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Granted. It tastes disgusting and is toxic though. Sad

I wish I wasn't doing 1000 hours of community service. (And I can see what's coming next)


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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373212 is a reply to message #373084] Mon, 23 February 2009 13:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Granted. You get a lifetime of pure slavery instead.

I wish for telephones to be un-invented, because they annoy the fucking hell out of me.


"Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property. Horrid mischief would ensue were (the law-abiding) deprived of the use of them." - Thomas Paine

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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373216 is a reply to message #373084] Mon, 23 February 2009 13:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Granted but now you have to use telegrams.

I wish I had a pool of Tiberium to swim in(now that I ate Toxic waste and became a mutant ;P).


Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373221 is a reply to message #373216] Mon, 23 February 2009 14:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Lone0001 wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 20:31

Granted but now you have to use telegrams.

I wish I had a pool of Tiberium to swim in(now that I ate Toxic waste and became a mutant ;P).


granted, but the pool is full of other mutant eating mutants


i wish i could fly and be invinceible


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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373224 is a reply to message #373084] Mon, 23 February 2009 14:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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granted but you get testicular cancer

i wish that USA moved to south africa


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Re: Corrupt A Wish [message #373225 is a reply to message #373084] Mon, 23 February 2009 14:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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granted, but the continental plate can't take the sheer weight and sinks into the core of the earth.

I wish I wasn't a slave...


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CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 22:32

granted, but the continental plate can't take the sheer weight and sinks into the core of the earth.

I wish I wasn't a slave...


Granted but now you are banned by the white man.

I wish it was summer right now (L)


Aircraftkiller wrote on Fri, 18 February 2011 23:50

I figured some people will still go LOLOLOL STARVING CATS LOOOOLZ UR A FAG or some dumb shit like that. Thanks for not disappointing! Smile

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Granted - it's a British summer and it rains more than it is sunny, and occasionly snows, with oversized impact on the country's ability to function... etc

I wish I wasn't 12 miles from my girlfriend. (This could end badly)


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Granted. Your girlfriend's body is molded to yours, her muscle and bone structure are now under your skin as well, intertwined
with your own.

I wish I could figure out how to save in DXT1 in GIMP. (JUST TRY, FAGGOTS)


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Granted, but your harddrive instantly fails permanantly deleting your work.

I wish I was seperate from my girlfriend... (That was clever... well done)


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