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| Im taking a shot in the dark [message #148977] |
Mon, 11 April 2005 07:03   |
Jzinsky
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Location: Warrington
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My name's Andy and I'm the third biggest stoner intellectual in town. I think too much, and have little life outside of my computer. Soon I'll be a teacher or a java programmer (depends on which course finishes first) and then I'll be a rich stoner with little life outside of my computer.
I'm 25, a Capricorn and live in Warrington, Uk. Yes that is me on the left, and it was a joke..
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| Im taking a shot in the dark [message #149000] |
Mon, 11 April 2005 09:49 |
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Oblivion165
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Location: Hendersonville, North Car...
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I need to get into java, useful stuff.
WOL: Ob165ion Skype: Oblivion165 Yahoo Instant Messenger: CaptainJohn165
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| Im taking a shot in the dark [message #149001] |
Mon, 11 April 2005 09:50 |
The Mad Hatter
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Registered: March 2005
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I'm mad.
I have various titles: Ernest Blofeld, Goldfinger, Scaramanga, El Diablo*, El Cangrejo**, El Masta Di Henche***
Hobbies & Interests: Being a megalomaniac, destroying the world with various over-elaborate plans, setting easily escapable traps for heroes who foolishly oppose me, killing people in unecessarily extravagant ways which often backfire, pretending to die only to return to threaten the globe again, sharing a name with a character from a book I've never read, waging war with different nations with my army of indomitable chimps, making new enemies, plotting, smiting, and generally looking cunning.
Before major battles I like to bolster my chimp army's morale with passionate speeches. I shall give you one such speech as an example;
''My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin:
If we are mark'd to die, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires:
But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England :
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more, methinks, would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made
And crowns for convoy put into his purse:
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is called the feast of Crispian:
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian:'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say 'These wounds I had on Crispin's day.'
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day: then shall our names.
Familiar in his mouth as household words
Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter ,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester ,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.''
Pretty self-explanatory.
El Diablo* - The Devil
El Cangrejo** - The Crab
Masta Di Henche*** - Gibberish
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Isn't that a poem as well? Or is it a poem from the book? Where the characters trick some oysters and eat them?
''Ah - there's nothing that makes you feel more alive than killing is there Smithers?''
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| Im taking a shot in the dark [message #149008] |
Mon, 11 April 2005 10:06 |
Jzinsky
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Don't tell mewe have a poet in the ranks..
I couldn't even bring myself to read it. My pep talk when I had a chimp army was "Kill them and you get bananas"
They understood that quite well..
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| Im taking a shot in the dark [message #149216] |
Tue, 12 April 2005 05:06 |
The Mad Hatter
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Mahaps.
They also seem to be very keen on Sun Tzu's ''The Art of War.'' Each of my chimps carries a pocket sized edition of it around with them. They are able to grasp concepts like;
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All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near. Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him.
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fairly easily.
Now if some villagers of some unlucky nation that I have targeted sees an army of chimps marauding the countryside, the common cry is
'' ! Oh mi dios El Cangrejo está viniendo, caminata rápidamente por sus vidas!''
Or to give the literal translation;
''Oh my god, The Crab is coming, walk quickly for your lives!''
''Ah - there's nothing that makes you feel more alive than killing is there Smithers?''
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| Im taking a shot in the dark [message #149288] |
Tue, 12 April 2005 12:43 |
Apache
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Registered: February 2003
Location: Fort McMurray, AB, Ca
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(Wow what an awsome match...  )
And i smoke weed
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I'm Luke, I live in an igloo... (canada, saskatchewan)
Luckly I'm close to the american border so I can travel to the US easily for basketball tournaments(my favourite sport). I'm also currently looking into either getting a 74 charger with a 440, 52 mercury halfton or my grampas sweet and RARE 56 mercury halfton.
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All sound like wicked vehicles 
My name is Russell, I'm 18, live in Alberta, Canada and 90% of what I do is vehicle related.
I'm building an 80 GMC 3/4 ton 4x4 to be my daily driver. Got a fuel injected 355 engine and an electronic overdrive tranny in it to make it a bit more efficient. I plan on restoring a 67-72 Chevy longbed halfton sometime, along with my 64 GMC C50 to haul the halfton around on
I used be a geek like all of you guys, but I find a lot more satisfaction in a roaring V8 than the hum of my computer as I sit here getting fat while doing gaming related stuff. I still stop by to laugh at some of the idiots on this forum though! 
- Russell
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