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How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297204] Fri, 16 November 2007 19:33 Go to next message
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the idiots guide to:

HOW NOT TO BE A NOOB @ RENEGADE.

I have got no ideas on how to 'fix' noobanity exept for .45 calibre brain surgery.

-but that has a verry slim success rate...

any posts from veterans or even "shiver" noobs (just the thought gives me the creeps) will be appreciated, or made fun of.

happy hunting, I mean, helping. Huh


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Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297209 is a reply to message #297204] Fri, 16 November 2007 20:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Stupid fucking advice!



Presence is a curious thing, if you think you need to prove it... you probably never had it in the first place.
Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297214 is a reply to message #297204] Fri, 16 November 2007 21:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Lol, nice first post, telling people how not to be a n00b on your FIRST POST.

HORQWER wrote on Tue, 18 September 2007 20:47

this is not a real renegade forums ,some one made it up

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Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297218 is a reply to message #297204] Fri, 16 November 2007 21:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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...n00b on your FIRST POST.

The term 'n00b' does not apply to his first post. Though, the term 'newbie' does. If you want to get technical about it..


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Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297219 is a reply to message #297204] Fri, 16 November 2007 21:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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n00b, noob, newbie, I use them interchangeably. I don't care to be technical about it as I don't really care, n00b is a noob is a newbie.

HORQWER wrote on Tue, 18 September 2007 20:47

this is not a real renegade forums ,some one made it up

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Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297229 is a reply to message #297204] Fri, 16 November 2007 23:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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thanks, noted.

Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297248 is a reply to message #297219] Sat, 17 November 2007 05:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Jeep Rubi wrote on Fri, 16 November 2007 22:13

n00b, noob, newbie, I use them interchangeably. I don't care to be technical about it as I don't really care, n00b is a noob is a newbie.



n00bstories.com

What is a n00b (not noob)? The definition we're using on this site is a player who may or may not be new to a game, but insists on doing brainless things, especially things that hinder the team. Those who are defined by this site as "n00bs" will also refuse to listen to words of wisdom or, even worse, berate those who try to help.

n00bstories.com is your home for stories and tales of those who do stupid things in online games. It's also a place to vent your frustrations for those who don't play as a team and those who are a detriment to teamplay. The migration of gaming to Internet play has introduced a whole new breed of idiots for us to deal with.

We at n00bstories.com do understand that everyone was a newbie once, and those who are polite, those who go through whatever practice is supplied, and those who read a few forum threads before posting their question are NOT the target of this site. We applaud and respect you.

Be careful of what you download! Several groups are advertising aimbots, trainers, and relays which are infected with a virus that allows them complete control of your PC! Many current virus scanners fail to identify these viruses! If you recently downloaded an aimbot, trainer, or relay that didn't work, you may be infected. Remember, cheating doesnt pay!


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[19:16:48] <APBBR> @ryan3k: THE ENFIELD DEFIES THE LAWS OF PHYSICS BECAUSE THE BULLETS INSTANTLY HIT THEIR TARGETS LOL
[19:16:52] <APBBR> @ryan3k: CHRONO TECHNOLOGY IN TEH BULLETS


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[22:48]<APBBR> @V0LK0V: AOL COMING UR WAI K
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Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297259 is a reply to message #297204] Sat, 17 November 2007 09:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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This here isnt n00bstories and neither did n00bstories invent the word.
Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297260 is a reply to message #297204] Sat, 17 November 2007 09:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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And sadukar said neither. Good job Surth.

-TLS-DJ-EYE-K wrote on Mon, 18 March 2013 07:29

Instead of showing us that u aren't more inteligent than a Toast, maybe you should start becomming good in renegade Thumbs Up

Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297270 is a reply to message #297204] Sat, 17 November 2007 11:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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For me his Post looked like he wanted to refute Jeep Rubis statemenet with the Quote from N00bstories.

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Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297271 is a reply to message #297270] Sat, 17 November 2007 11:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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N00bstories may not of invented the word, but that is the correct definition of it...
Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297366 is a reply to message #297204] Sun, 18 November 2007 05:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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n00b/noob = newb = newb(ie)
Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297368 is a reply to message #297366] Sun, 18 November 2007 05:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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DrasticDR wrote on Sun, 18 November 2007 06:19

n00b/noob = newb = newb(ie)

^ Ignorant.


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[19:16:48] <APBBR> @ryan3k: THE ENFIELD DEFIES THE LAWS OF PHYSICS BECAUSE THE BULLETS INSTANTLY HIT THEIR TARGETS LOL
[19:16:52] <APBBR> @ryan3k: CHRONO TECHNOLOGY IN TEH BULLETS


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[22:48]<APBBR> @V0LK0V: AOL COMING UR WAI K
[22:48] <APBBR> Host: Quitting due to Westwood Online connection loss.

Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297370 is a reply to message #297204] Sun, 18 November 2007 06:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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n00b is pronounced newb, which is an abbreviation of newbie.
Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297383 is a reply to message #297370] Sun, 18 November 2007 08:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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DrasticDR wrote on Sun, 18 November 2007 07:53

n00b is pronounced newb, which is an abbreviation of newbie.


I didn't realize numbers replaced letters in the English language..

Hmm, Maybe BBC can inform me on this. Sarcasm

noob = Asshole who ruins the game deliberetly, newb, or newbie = Someone who is new to the game and wants to get better, so he asks questions and uses common sense.


Presence is a curious thing, if you think you need to prove it... you probably never had it in the first place.
Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297397 is a reply to message #297204] Sun, 18 November 2007 08:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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So when you read the word n00b in your head you read it as n-zero-zero-b?
Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297403 is a reply to message #297204] Sun, 18 November 2007 09:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Mullet93 wrote on Fri, 16 November 2007 21:33

the idiots guide to:

HOW NOT TO BE A NOOB @ RENEGADE.

I have got no ideas on how to 'fix' noobanity exept for .45 calibre brain surgery.

-but that has a verry slim success rate...

any posts from veterans or even "shiver" noobs (just the thought gives me the creeps) will be appreciated, or made fun of.

happy hunting, I mean, helping. Huh

How about being a team worker, attacking the buildings, donating money to the poor people and rushing together....that usually works and makes people trust you in renegade...


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Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297407 is a reply to message #297397] Sun, 18 November 2007 09:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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DrasticDR wrote on Sun, 18 November 2007 09:51

So when you read the word n00b in your head you read it as n-zero-zero-b?


Sarcasm detector broke, Kind sir?


Presence is a curious thing, if you think you need to prove it... you probably never had it in the first place.
Re: How not to be a noob, for those of you... [message #297410 is a reply to message #297204] Sun, 18 November 2007 09:54 Go to previous message
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